Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dannflower Reguba]

You can, it's your decision...until the computer you are using crashes!

I wish the Government would make sense

[Nightfire]

Granted, but the Joker was just elected as President.

I wish I was able to publish my novel.

[Mad Maudie]

sure but then it will be shunned mwahahaha!

I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!

[Tiria Wildlough]

I wish I was able to publish my novel.

Aren't you allowed to?

I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!

Granted, but it scares you to death.
I wish I didn't have to wear this stupid brace...

[Matthias720]

Granted, but it's short-lived and you have to wear it again.

I wish I was done with work for the day.

[Tannsrall]

Granted, but you have to go tomorrow and the next day and the next day.....

I wish I Exchange thoughts with my dogs.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it only lasts for one day.
I wish I could live in a place where there are otters.

[eualaia]

granted, but they are meat eating otters


i wish my little brother wouldn't try to kill me with stuff

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now he never does anything.
I wish I had a scanner.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it is only good for scanning BRAINS!!!

I wish I could be a professional sportsman.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but you have to leave two years in, after a terrible accident involving a 50-gallon tank of maple syrup.

I wish for a stack of burned pancakes.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but there too hard so you can't bite into them

I wish that Spring Break could last three months instead of one and a half

[Matthias720]

Granted, but your school year goes all summer long.

I wish for a piece of paper.

[eualaia]

granted but it will eat you


i wish for cake

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it comes in a box that needs a code to unlock it. And you never get the code so you can't get it open

I wish I could have more hair accessories