Corrupt-a-Wish

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but it's one of the smudge erasers.

I wish all dogs could go to heaven.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to die to see them again.
I wish I wouldn't make typos.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you no longer have a computer.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it makes you sick.
I wish I could manipulate water.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but humans will be able to manipulate you much easily now.

I wish I wasn't on crutches.

[psybox]

granted, you need them, but you don't have them.

i wish my wish was not a wish for a wish (for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish (etc. (meta!)))

[MatthiasMan]

Granted but you can't find a wish.


I wish for a faster computer.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now your email stops working

I wish I had another box of Junior Mints

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but your friend eats them when you aren't looking.

I wish I could have a friend at school next year that has read Redwall.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but then he wants to borrow one of your books and then never gives it back

I wish I had more art supplies

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you draw horribly.
I wish I had an album by Blackmore's Night.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you can only play it backwards.

I wish for more money.

[winifred]

Granted, but you lose all your other songs.
I wish my computer was not so hot.

I only have two other songs on our family's ipod.

Granted, but you focus on it to much that you turned out like scrooge with a bad ending.

I wish I lived and had more friends at Redwall.

[Redwall Musician]

Granted, but their really death defying beavers.

I wish I had more nail stickers and decorative nail tips.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you don't like any of them.

I wish I could fly.