Corrupt-a-Wish

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but now that's the only word you can write. Whenever you try to put any other word to paper, your hand freezes up. With this inability to ever sign your name to paper, you are forced to change your name to "Faster Faster Faster", which makes you completely unemployable, and puts you through a world of hassle any time you have to do anything with the government or police.

I wish that I never had and never would make any mistakes or do anything wrong.

[Skyblade]

Granted. You become a perfect human, which is a breach of reality, and thus you cease to exist.

I wish I could relive any of my memories perfectly in my head.

[Groddil]

Granted! But doing so requires you to chop off a limb per memory. Once you are out of limbs, your heart explodes if you try reliving any more. If you survive THAT, reliving another memory will wipe them all from your brain.

I wish I could actually write ~1500 words in ~70 minutes.

[James Gryphon]

Granted. Your teacher is more curious than furious as to why you turned in an assignment with the words "Ti The thee thou" repeated 375 times. They still fail you, though.

I wish that I did schoolwork at other times besides right before the deadline.

[Hickory]

Granted, you do it all after the deadline and fail your classes.

I wish i had the courage to tell my crush that i like her.

[Groddil]

So do I buddy, so do I. Which is why I'm granting your wish by letting you become ME!!1! After finally freeing up your (my) schedule, you accomplish your goal to a great result. Of course, you're also trapped in the body of a freakish Australian you know also nothing about. Your puny British-American psyche cannot cope with the dangerous wasteland that is Australia, and you die 5 minutes after asking out "your" crush, after being bitten by a random snake in the middle of the street.

I wish that I wished that I wished that my original wish came true.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted. Ze original forum comez back up. (Zat vaz yer original vizh in ziz zread)

Ah vizh fer ye tae nae grant me vizh.

[James Gryphon]

You instantly die.

I wish that people would never post questions attempting to "break" the game.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted. Ze game breakz o' it'z ovn accord.

Ah vizh fer Fizh.

[NathanBros]

Granted, bazinga.

I wish @HeadInAnotherGalaxy language could be understood by those who don't have english as a primary language.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ja, aber est ist in Deutsch.

Ah vizh fer more Fizh.

[alexandre]

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I don't know exactly what you are saying so I'll take my best guess:

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You wish for more fish?

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Granted

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Your home falls into the ocean and you live with the fishes.

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You want for Fizz?

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Granted

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You drink to much soda, so the fizz disintegrates your teeth and you are forced to eat mashed potatoes and apple sauce for the rest of your life.

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[James Gryphon]

Granted. Everybody dies. You get to watch, fully aware that you go last, and that it's all your fault.

I wish this stupid code worked.

[alexandre]

Granted

It works very well for three seconds while you are not looking, then explodes.


I wish I didn't have to sleep

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted. You feel so jittery from pent up energy and can't focus on anything.

I wish I would have a wish granted without anyone dying.