Corrupt-a-Wish

[Groddil]

Granted. You come first place. In the pre-schooler division.

You are mocked relentlessly for the rest of your days.



I wish for infinite wishes!

[Feles]

one censored word at the end

[close]

Granted, but none of the rest are granted.

I wish that paradoxes caused two second black holes.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but they also don't.

I wish I always knew what's the moral thing to do.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but knowing it and doing it are two different things.

I wish that I could create great changes to the forum only by thinking about it.

[Maudie]

Granted, but every thought you ever have for the forum happens. The forum goes crazy.

I wish for eel.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but it's going to cost you a million and one dollars.

EDIT: Somehow, I got confused and combined this game with the Million Dollars one. Whatever, enjoy your corrupted wish

I wish for three correct answers to any questions I choose.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but they're bad questions:
"What's 2+2?"
"Is the earth round?"
"How does the intermingling of hypertonic fluids through diffusion and osmosis work?"

You're very depressed by the fact that you wasted your chance to get answers to any questions, and are voted out by the person below you. You were the Detective.



I wish that I had computer-like control over my brain and the thoughts therein.

[Feles]

Granted. But you got a virus that corrupted all of your brain cells.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Groddil]

Granted, but your powers only work on lamps. Once per day.

I wish for immortality.

[Skyblade]

Granted! It will be shipped to you in an indestructible box, within two-three work days.

(I edited it. The first one made no sense )

I wish I was better at critical thinking.

[James Gryphon]

Granted. You think critically all the time now, constantly picking apart and pointing out mistakes in each and every thing that anybody else does. You can't give anyone a straight compliment; you always have to note how things were flawed and could have been done better. As a result of this, you become an obnoxious person to be around, and everyone shuns you, a behavior that you note is very ill-advised, given your ability to improve their actions and way of thinking.

I wish for pretzels.

[321tumbler]

Granted. You get a whole gallon full, but they are unsalted.

I wish that my brother was getting back from college sooner than May.

[Groddil]

Granted. His body'll be returned to you tomorrow for the funeral.

I wish for a paradox.

[James Gryphon]

Granted. The two docks fall out of the sky and hit you on the head. You die.

I wish our dog wasn't such a big bully.

[Hickory]

He stops bothering you, but at the same time stops bothering other dogs, they, in turn, get him back for beating them up, therefore leaving him with new bruises and cuts each day.

I wish this fleet battle in Stellaris had turned out better.