Corrupt-a-Wish

[The Witessss]

granted. your wifi becomes so reliable that your bill exceeds the roof and you cannot pay for it.

I wish my feet were smaller.

[Zevel]

Granted. It is now as small as a baby's

I wish to have some new black hoodie

[The Witessss]

granted. you get several new black hoodies, but they are 5 sizes to small for you.

I wish I didn't have such biased teachers (her child is in my class)

[Tungro]

You don't have biased teachers but you have to live in a hole the rest of your life.

I wish I would be able to live a full life

[The Witessss]

( you think you are going to die or something?)

You live a full life, but your friends abandon you and you are terribly lonely.

I wish I could finish Dracula without being interrupted

[Tungro]

( you think you are going to die or something?)

...No...

You finish it without being interrupted but you can never come to this forum again

I wish I had a huge library filled with first editions, all leather bound books

[The Witessss]

Granted. You get your library, but someone does not discard a cigarette properly and the library burns to the ground.

I wish my little siblings would stop being so annoying

[Delthion]

Granted, they stop being annoying as they slowly disappear one by one. Until by this time next year you awaken from a trance like state to find their bodies stuffed beneath your bed, and you are covered in the last one's blood.

I wish that I could sleep for a little while longer.

[Tungro]

You do, in fact you sleep so much that you never wake up... (Only can you be woken by true loves kiss  )

I wish I lived in the country

[The Grey Coincidence]

Granted! You are then brutally murdered by local wildlife.
I wish I had a new computer.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Granted! It's the very first of its kind, as new as can be. But it was badly made by a distracted young child, so it overheats and burns your home down. had this happen once but with a school computer and it only burned the floor and wall a tiny bit

I wish I could live the last 3 years of my life again.

[The Witessss]

granted! you live the last 3 years on continual and never ending repeat

i wish my asthma would go away.

[Tungro]

Granted, but the only way it will leave is if you die

I wish had a laptop

[The Witessss]

you win a Little Tikes 'Learning Letters Laptop' from a carnival booth

i wish i could go to Puerto Rico again.

[Hickory]

you win a Little Tikes 'Learning Letters Laptop' from a carnival booth

i wish i could go to Puerto Rico again.

Granted. Puerto Rico is, of course, still suffering from the crippling effects of Hurricane Maria, meaning that, for a large portion of your trip, you are subjected to impure drinking water, complete darkness in the night hours because the lights aren't powered, sweltering humidity with no air conditioning to temper it, and no cell signal. The local tourism industry is almost entirely nonexistent because relief efforts have been stymied by the United States' slow, inefficient response, so instead of servicing you, the industry workers are instead busy trying to keep their waterlogged, rotting house upright so they have a roof to sleep under.

Three days into your trip, water from a contaminated pipe makes its way to your tap and you receive a particularly tough strain of amoebic dysentery. The hospitals are flooded with more critical cases, so, without treatment, you suffer through the infection for several days before finally getting over it and being allowed on the next flight back to the US.

I wish I was less lazy.