Corrupt-a-Wish

[The Witessss]

flying COWS, not crows. and stop saying LOTR people I have no idea who they are.

you are as cool as SG but  for only 1 second, then you turn into the lamest, most insincere, annoying person possible.

I wish I was a pro at everything I wanted to be good at.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You are only a pro for 0.5 seconds before you turn into a massive pile of yak dung. 

I wish that I'll get more creative at corrupting other people's wishes. 

[The Witessss]

GRANTED. you get more creative, but you are so good at it comparatively that no one ever plays with you. 

I wish my nails would trim themselves.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted. But unfortunately your nails don't know when to stop and they keep trimming until they are gone.

I wish I could breath fire.

[The Witessss]

you can breathe fire but it melts your windpipe and you die of suffocation.

I wish... um... I wish I could think of something to wish for. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

I wish... um... I wish I could think of something to wish for. 

Haha That's a good one.  Um... you finally think of something good to wish for but then someone else types it in before you.

I wish............I had super strength for the rest of my life.

[The Witessss]

you have super strength for the rest of your life but the you lift the Empire State Building up, lose your balance, and it falls on you and you die.

I wish I didn't have mattresses stacked up in my room.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted. but now they are stacked outside your front door.

I wish I didn't keep running out of things to type.

[The Witessss]

granted, but instead of doing anything else, you are always typing down your ideas 24/7/365.

I wish my feet were always not to warm not too cold,

they are always freeeeeezzzing. brrr..

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted. but the reason their aren't too hot or cold is because they were both chopped off.

I wish i had an even more brilliant mind. (even though my mind is already super smart)

[The Witessss]

ever the humble companion.

granted, but as soon as you make it public and before you show anyone your fabulous brain, you turn into the dumbest personon planet earth.

[Sebias of Redwall]

ever the humble companion.

I try to be humble but i'm just too dang perfect.

And......your wish was ?

I wish i could shoot a rifle better then anyone in the world.

[The Witessss]

woops, forgot about that..

granted you now can, but only pop-gun style.
(man, what a great wish)

i wish i was better at hitting target (i mean, i am really good at it, but always room for improvement)

[Sebias of Redwall]

wait...I'm a little confused (Which rarely happens ) Do you mean shooting a target? then in that case, Granted, but the only targets you can hit are your feet.

I wish I could have magical powers for the rest of my life.

[The Witessss]

yeah, slight typo.

you have magical powers for the rest of your life, but they only one you can make work is turning yourself permanently into a frog.

I wish the lights in my room weren't so bright. AAaahhhh!!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!