Corrupt-a-Wish

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but it's made of rubber.



I wish for blue cheese.

[Mad Maudie]

granted but it's pink

i wish for a book to read

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the book is locked and has a difficult code you need to open it

I wish I could order Eulalia sooner

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but somebody drew all over the words.
I wish I had some rollerskates.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but one skate is the size for a giant, and the other is the size for a ladybug.


I wiah I could type faster.

[Mad Maudie]

granted but no one can tell what you are saying

i wish i could touch type better

[redwallgurl]

if you practice you can

i wish i could do my homework without going on this sitre

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you can no longer go on this site at all.

I wish for a rubbish bin.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but someone takes it from you

I wish I could have a laptop for my room

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't use the internet.
I wish I could see a polecat in real life.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it'll bite your nose.

I wish for a puppy.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a robot puppy.
I wish I wasn't so sweaty.

[Redwall Musician]

Granted, now your just hot and have no natural way to cool yourself.

I wish I had more patience.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now someone you really love has lsot all their patience and takes their anger out on you

I wish I had the song Stop and Stare by OneRepublic

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but it's played backwards.


I wish I could fly like Peter Pan.