Corrupt-a-Wish

[Booklover]

*What is with the penguin cult on this site, I swear*

I guess you aren't a fan of Felix Philip from the Kane Chronicles then? No blue weasel cookies for you (PJO has blue cookies and KC has weasel cookies).

Wish granted, but that's because you can't eat any solid food at all.

I wish that I could actually have a proper conversation with somebody who loves the books I love as much as I do.

[Verdauga]

(Eh, I've read most of the Riordan books)

Granted, but they haven't read all the books you have and sound incredibly ignorant about the multiple series you're reading.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. Now you have to wish for something specific, rather than just anything.

I wish my imagination would stop getting distracted from the task at hand.

[Booklover]

Wish granted, however you miss something that would save the world if only you'd been distracted.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wish granted but, during the time that you would be sleeping, everyone else is asleep and there's a nothing else to do, plus there's a powercut and you can't sleep.

[Booklover]

Ah, but I can actually settle down to writing my fanfic (a powercut doesn't stop me using an iPad) or I could read using the magical device known as a torch.

I wish that nobody will notice the mistake in the above sentence.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, nobody notices the mistake, nor the sentence.

I wish clouds were more chill.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. The clouds are more chill so they release their rain and, because it's not hot, there are no more clouds so it gets too hot.

I wish the tail of a deer was green.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted. The tail is green but the rest of it is orange. Thus making you responsible for the death of many a deer...


I wish I'd get more, *Cackles* AND MORE reviews!!! MWHAHAHHAHA (Seriously though, I love reviews.  )

[Verdauga]

Granted, you get more reviews. But the reviews are meaningless fluff and you don't mature as a writer.

I wish good threads didn't die young.

[Booklover]

Wish granted, however the only reason they don't die is because of trolls and spammers (who are extinct on this, as far as I know).

I wish that I could actually think of wishes.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, you just can't think of any good ones.

I wish morning didn't always come as soon as it does -_-

[Booklover]

Wish granted. However, most of the time it comes sooner than it currently does. It's just that it comes later than it currently does by two minutes, but that only happens once.

I wish that the above sentence made sense.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but nobody bothers reading it.

I wish that summer was less hot.

[Booklover]

Granted. It's less hot in Britain, but not in New Zealand. Sorry.

I wish that either winter was less cold in England, or more cold so we could actually have snow.