Corrupt-a-Wish

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. They are now plotting against you.

I wish people would stop getting angry at me.

[Verdauga]

I'm not angry at you...
Granted. Everyone is now so incredibly nice to you that it almost sounds patronizing. Which infuriates you.
I don't have any wishes for the moment.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Phew! *stops running* That's still better than being chased with pitchforks or tridents.

I wish quote things were blue.

[Booklover]

Granted. However, the text in them is now the same shade of blue.

I wish that orange on this theme wasn't so annoying to read.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but everything is now blue so you can't even have orange.

I wish couches were green.

[Booklover]

I like the colour blue. That's fine by me.

Granted but they now cost a million dollars each. And you can't even go on the Million dollars but... thread.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, I wish that everyone in the world saw colo(u)rs differently and no one could agree on what looks good together.  The demise of colo(u)r theory is at hand!

[Booklover]

Granted but now everything you see looks terrible because you don't think any colours look good together.

I wish that my school had a better colour scheme.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. All the writing is now in orange.

I wish cushions weren't blue.

[Booklover]

Granted. They're now grey because they're made of rock.

I wish that chairs at school were actually comfortable.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but only teachers are allowed to sit on them and you have to sit on the floor.

I wish I had a huge greenhouse.

[Booklover]

Granted. Unfortunately, because of the no space thing on the MDB thread, I read that as 'green house'. You now have a huge house that is coloured green and is about to fall down.

I wish I had a huge White House.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted.  You're now the President of the US.  Good luck!

I wish for a pen that never ran out of ink.

[MathLuk]

The pen is full of (very) invisible ink that cannot be detected by anyone - not even you.

I wish for a key that could open every lock.

[Booklover]

Granted. However, everybody has replaced their locks with fingerprint sensor thingies.

I wish I could write a decent story.