Corrupt-a-Wish

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Granted everyone now hates making new topics.

I wish school was less sanity-depriving.

[Verdauga]

Granted. You get transferred to another school that is.

[Kade Rivok]

I wish Verdauga had a wish.

[Verdauga]

Granted, but you can't corrupt my wish that Kolman comes home sooner.

I wish I had ignored this topic notif.

[Booklover]

Granted, but that only happened because you ignored all the topic notifications.
I wish everybody actually wanted to play this.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Granted, but now all the wishes have been corrupted so the world is a horrid place of death and misery.
I wish I had ignored this thread.

[Booklover]

Granted, but the world ends because of that one action that creates lots of wonderful paradoxes.
I wish I had more time.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Granted, you have more of less time
I wish i could shapeshift

[Verdauga]

Congratulations! You're a werewolf! Turns out, silver bullets aren't necessary.

I wish I had my magic.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

granted, u know have magic that can only zap a doll to death
i wish a could swim forever

[Verdauga]

Granted. A's now flood the oceans, causing  accidents to skyrocket.

Granted. You can swim forever because you are a merfolk, so you can't go on land.

I wish school was more fun.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Granted, u now love school and ask for more and more work
I wish i was immortal

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but now you are in enteral pain.

I wish that I would live out the rest of my days in peace and surrounded by my friends.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

granted, except all your friends turn against u 
I wish i dont have any worries

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but the reason you don;t have any worries is because you are dead. 

I wish I could write a really good book that others would enjoy.