Corrupt-a-Wish

[Captain Wortshire]

Granted, but every time it you receive it, a bunch of Americans dressed as Indians will raid your house and toss the tea into the closest body of water.

I wish I could bypass every P2W paywall in mobile games

[WorshipTiria]

(me too)

Granted, but your phone gets a virus.

[Tungro]

(@WorshipTiria make a wish)

[WorshipTiria]

(@WorshipTiria make a wish)

(me too)

Granted, but your phone gets a virus.

sorry

I wish I knew what to watch on Youtube.

[Ally046]

Yes, but because you like everything you watch, you become addicted.

I wish...dogs didn't die...😭

[Tungro]

Granted, they just become hellbent zombies instead

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3am tomorrow

[Booklover]

Granted. You don't sleep at all. .
I wish I didn't get distracted as often.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, you can no longer visit this forum.
I wish this essay wouldn't take so long.

[Ally046]

Granted, but it's very low quality.

I wish...I had a pet lizard.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted but it runs away.
I wish... the people on this forum didn't leave.

[Booklover]

Granted. They lurk, forever, saying nothing. (I was kind of tempted not to reply, but I can't make the point when you don't know it exists)
I wish I did not have a cold.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, you are now very hot.
I wish there weren't so many dying cicadas everywhere outside. It's like an Egyptian plague.

[WorshipTiria]

(My only knowledge of cicadas is from yo-kai watch)

Granted, but they don't exist.
I wish Sprite and Sheero got homes last saturday like all their siblings.

[Flib Bigboat]

It would be nice if cicadas didn't exist. They're irritating and noisy.

Warning: this is kind of disgusting

I saw one being eaten alive by ants one time

[close]

Granted, but you miss them.
I wish Sunday would hurry up and come already.

[Ally046]

Granted, but there is another pandemic.

I wish...shoes didn't wear down over time.