Corrupt-a-Wish

[psybox]

granted, but the wish is for a corrupted wish, so by corrupting it, you give him/her an uncorrupt wish

i wish for a corrupt wish

[Redwaller]

Granted, but it turns out that in your wish you died

[psybox]

granted, it doesn't exist.

i wish for a wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's corrupted.
I wish I had more money.

[Redwaller]

granted, but it's only a penny

I wish for a big ice cream

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's eggplant icecream.
I wish I didn't have to get off right now.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but when you do eventually get off you'll never be able to log on. I know, it is our worst nightmare.

I wish for my knee to heal.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now you get a sprained arm

i wish I could find a really good saying to put in my signature

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but nobody else understands it.

I wish to travel the world.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but a bad storm comes and you only make it to two places

I wish I could get a cloak for my plush fox who I named after Skalrag

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it doesn't fit it.

I wish for a pet budgerigar.

[psybox]

granted, but you get put in a potato and develop a fear of birds

i wish for the turret on the turret redemption line.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but you have to get it yourself, which means going through the whole storyline of Portal 2.

I wish for less homework.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but you have to stay in school 3 more hours. 

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but you forget your wish now.

I wish  I could meet a person that read Redwall.