Corrupt-a-Wish

[redwallgurl]

you can but all the pages are ripped out of it

i wish i was hingry

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now you aren't thirsty

I wish I could have a Redwall animal's phone number

[Redwaller]

Granted, but you lose your phone, thus, the number

I wish I had a snake

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but he eats your Redwall collection

I wish everything goes great tomorrow

[Redwaller]

Granted, but the day after is a disaster.

I wish to be a moderator

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but only for two days

I wish I could think of great things to say on my thank you cards

[Redwaller]

Granted,buttheyneverreadit.

IwishforNOTHING

[psybox]

...good.

i wish i could think of what to do.

[Leatho Shellhound]

 Granted but when you go to do it you forget it again.


I wish that the nexted person's wish will be Granted.

[DanielofRedwall]

We'll see then.

I wish for a puppy.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but he bites your finger off and your father puts him in a pound

I wish there was more active people on this Forum

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but none of them have any idea about Redwall.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but they're full of holes

I wish for a new keyboard

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had a stamp set

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it stamps stupid things.
I wish Redwall was as popular as Star Wars.