Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you are famous for falling off of a stage and breaking your nose.

  I wish that I could breathe underwater.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but your worst enemy can also breathe underwater.
I wish that I could read music better.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you can't play an instrument.

  I wish that I had a pet bird.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's a talking bird who never shuts up

I wish I could get quality cleaner for my ipad

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to exchange your iPad for it.
I wish I had some earphones.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but they only work in one ear.

I wish for a giant squid.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it doesn't know how to hug well.

  I wish that I could sing beautifully.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you don't look as beautiful

I wish I could meet Adele

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you are asleep, so you don't have any pants on.

  I wish that I could eat junk food and not get fat.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it tastes like cardboard

I wish I could get watercolor canvases for my watercolor drawings

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're soaked.

  I wish that I had a pet dragon.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but it breathes fire on you and kills you.

I wish I had the money to travel.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it got burnt up by my dragon.

  I wish that Eustace Scrubb was nice.

[AbbotAlf0805]

Granted but then he got shot! lol!

I wish for car.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you have to fix it up... it kinda ran into a building.

  I wish that I were a hero member.