Corrupt-a-Wish

[AbbotAlf0805]

Granted but then the mods banned you from the site!

I wish I lived  at REdwall

[Rainshadow]

  Granted but then those nice young men in their clean white coats came and took you away hahaaaaaaa!

  I wish that I had nice hair.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but you will lose all of it tomorrow.

I wish that I had a sports car.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it won't start

I wish I had Saved by the bell on DVD

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you go deaf before you can watch it, and the subtitles won't work...
I wish I had enough money to buy an iPod.

[Redwaller]

granted, but the Ipod is broken beyond repairs

[Rainshadow]

  You forgot to add a wish.

[Redwaller]

i didn't have a wish! You forgot to post a wish

I wish i would have the internet the day i moved.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it only works in certain areas

I wish I could never run out of animal cookies

[Redwaller]

Granted, but it only works in certain areas

What? I mean i'm moving, changing house!

granted, but you can't have the internet anymore.

[Redwallfan7]

No, I meant that when you moved, the internet would only work in certain places in your house.

[Redwaller]

Ho! Sorry! ignore the post above

What's your wish?

[Redwallfan7]

I wish that I can get a miniature Grey hound

[Skyblade]

Granted, but its so miniature that you can't even see it

I wish for infinite wishes

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they only stay that way for a few minutes

I wish I could have a great vacation and plenty more great vacations after that