Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

Granted, but the wishgiver misinterpreted "plenty more" as "zero"

I wish I can corrupt wishes

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but only for two members.

I wish I could get more watercolor paints at a cheap price

[Skyblade]

Granted but you accidentally get watermelon paint instead of watercolor paint

I wish I could see the future

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's only one second into the future.


  I wish that I could get the horse I ride to go into a canter.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but unfortunately I don't even know what a canter is so it's been replaced by "the wasteland"

I wish I can make any food appear when I want

[Rainshadow]

  Wish granted, but it's in very small portions.  (By the way, a canter is a gait, aka a speed, faster than a trot, which is faster than a walk.)

  I wish that I had a sword named Kindness, so I could destroy stuff with Kindness!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you kill your computer.
I wish I didn't feel sick.

[Skyblade]

Granted. Now you feel really sick.

I wish I had an idea for an RP

[Redwaller]

granted!(that's a hard one, for i LOVE RPing myself) hummm.... but you lose your best friend.

I wish i could have all the juice in the world.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you never are more than a few yards from the restroom.


  I wish that I could hear and smell really well.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but when it's Saturday you can't

I wish it was legal to have a pet otter

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it ruined everything in your house.

  I wish that I had a pet red-tailed hawk.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's against the law to have a redtailed hawk.
I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you get a headache

I wish that I had a cake pop maker

[Skyblade]

Granted, but all the cake pops it makes pops

I wish all of my wishes were granted