Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, and you now have unlimited wishes, but you have to use the all today! xD

(I am not wishing. lol)

[Rainshadow]

  You wish you couldn't wish?  Wish granted.


  I wish that I didn't get sick or have allergies.

[Griffen]

granted, but you just got hit my a school bus.

school bus!!!
i wish not to eat all of my candy.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  I just ate it.


  I wish that I could become a very well known actress.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but you're well known cause you act bad(sorry)

I wish it would snow now(in the summer)

[Rainshadow]

  Wish granted, but you have to go to Antarctica.

  I wish that I could get all new video game systems for free, and video games.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but all the video games are lame and boring

I wish I had food right now that is delicous and that I like

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but each bite makes you gain 10 pounds.


  I wish that I could enter books, movies, games, that kinda stuff, and live the stories that they tell.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're now dead in real life.
I wish I had a somersaulting ferret.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it broke its neck while somersaulting.


  I wish that I could go see Brave, and see the Hobbit before it's out in theatres.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you get stuck in the theatre.

I wish that I was Brian Jacques' daughter.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but... well, I can't really find anything wrong with that.  You'd be an orphan I guess.  Lol, I don't know!

  I wish that I could sing beautifully.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now your favourite singer can't sing well.
I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, now your stomach hurts.


  I wish that there was something good in my house to eat.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Hm, granted. But your house just turned to dust.
I wish I was a kitty.