Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but my dog got a hold of it before I could get it to you.  It's now in teensy weensy little pieces.


  I wish I was really smart.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but when it comes to common sense, it's not so common with you.

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

[psybox]

granted, but that's because you have no wish, except this granted one which is entirely useless.

i wish for death by chocolate. 

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You can never eat chocolate again.  If you do, you're dead.


  I wish that I could have chocolate.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's bitter in taste

I wish I could do hard jig saw puzzles easier

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but while doing them you tend to lose one piece.  Then you can never finish the puzzle.


  I wish that I had a pet spice finch named Sage.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but he flys away

I wish they would still continue The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

[Skyblade]

Granted but Zack and Cody both die in the first episode and it becomes "The suite life of the Two Corpses" <<<I actually don't want this to happen though

I wish for a wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, I took it and threw it away

I wish that I could go into the internet

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't go on this forum.
I wish I didn't have to do maths now.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, you have to do social studies instead.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I wish I had one of those huge lollipops.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but it's tasteless.


I wish I had a sword.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the blade is dull

I wish I could get another good game app for my iPad

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but your iPad goes missing.

I wish for all the Redwall audiobooks.