Corrupt-a-Wish

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it's because they all fell off.
I wish I could talk to animals.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but everyone else thinks you're crazy so they put you in an insane asylum.


  I wish that I never got to an uncomfortable temperature.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you're in an uncomfortable position when you're trying to sleep

I wish the book The Lucky One will have a good ending

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, now it has a really bad story line.


  I wish that tonight would come faster.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it comes so fast that you faint.
I wish my yoyo wasn't broken.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you can't remember how to use it.


  I wish that I could be in the chocolate garden room in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the chocolate has salt in it

I wish that my future animal fan fics will turn out good

[TaggHero]

Granted, but no one knows about them.

I wish I didn't have to clean.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but now you have longer hours at work

I wish that I could pet an otter

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it rushes away quickly and splashes you in its haste.

I wish I could sing, and well at that.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you can't dance well

I wish I had a smoothie maker or a soda maker

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the cord's too short to put it any place convenient.

I wish there was an easier way to get rid of dust.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, you ate it.


  I wish that I could sing, dance and play instruments well.

[TaggHero]

Granted, you can now play the kazoo, the accordian, and the air guitar better than anyone, you know the polka and the funky chicken, and can do a perfect imitation of Justin Beiber.

I wish I had a comfy pillow.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a whoopee cushion.
I wish I didn't have to get off now.