Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they taste like nothing

I wish that the rest of my summer will be good

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but autumn will be horrible.
I wish my head didn't hurt.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but your toes do.

I wish that I could fly.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you can't fly on Saturdays

I wish I could get to my packed box in storage easier

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you can't get it out again.

I wish I could ride a horse.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you can't figure out how to ride a horse in the afternoon

I wish I could draw otters easier

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you can't draw ducks too well.

I wish I knew more about cars.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you were shot because you knew too much.


  I wish that it was winter.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but it isn't snowing and it's not Christmas time.

I wish that people would send me lots of personal messages.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but they are all meant for someone else.

I wish that I was not so cold.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now you're overly warm

I wish I'll have fun on my vacation

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but now you won't have fun any were else.

I wish people would join and write in my RP.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they fight over who gets the best character

I wish pop tarts were healthy

[TaggHero]

Granted, but toasters and toaster ovens are suddenly found to cause cancer.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a yucky thing.
I wish that I could have a ferret.