Corrupt-a-Wish

[rakkety tam]

granted but it is a veggitarian taco only sour cream


i wish that it wasnt raining right now

[Nightfire]

I wish I was able to publish my novel.

Aren't you allowed to?

I wish i could go see the hunger games movie!

Granted, but it scares you to death.
I wish I didn't have to wear this stupid brace...

Not yet, because I can't find a publisher.



And granted, but now it's hailing.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but it turns into a fish, and flops away.

I wish for an imperfect solution.

[Nightfire]

Granted, but the solution stains your hair and turns it bright pink.

[rakkety tam]

And granted, but now it's hailing

awsome i have always wanted to be in a hail storm

and u didnt make a wish i wish for pie

[Dannflower Reguba]

OK... But it is a tool pie!

I wish my geometry was easier (It's already really easy )

[rakkety tam]

granted your geometry is so easy they decided to bump u up a couple of levels of geometry


i wish dragons are real

[Dannflower Reguba]

Wagons are real! What century were you born in?

I wish Dragons still lived (there is evidence that dragons DID exist a few thousand years ago)

[Nightfire]

Granted, but one just bit your head off.


I wish that I could find Mokele-Mbembe. He exists, but no one's ever captured him!

[Mad Maudie]

sure thing but he's long dead

i wish i was a better climber...

[rakkety tam]

Wagons are real! What century were you born in?

I wish Dragons still lived (there is evidence that dragons DID exist a few thousand years ago)

thats what i ment i was just in a hurry


granted but u broke your arm and will never be able to climb again


i wish i am a superhero

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted. Now you have to save everyone.
Nightfire, when you publish your book, I'll read it like there's an otter at the other end!
I wish I didn't have to get up every five minutes to stand in front of the fan.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but now you have to go stand under the air conditioner.

I wish to travel overseas.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but your trip is delayed for five months

I wish I could drive without having to move a steering wheel

[redwallgurl]

You can maybe in the future

I wish my boyfriend would live with me