Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

Granted but it eats everything you own

I wish I was better at Angry Birds

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you now are very bad at Scrabble.

I wish that I could jump really high.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you hurt yourself while jumping from your favorite place

I wish I could go to any place in the world physically with just a snap of my fingers

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it still costs as much as a plane ticket.

I wish that I could read minds.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you regret it later when you find out they're thinking bad things about you

I wish there would be less spiders where I'm going for vacation.

[psybox]

granted, but then you find out that your previous location has googleplex, so the lessening of the spider made it google.

I wish that someone would wish for a ferret again.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's a stuffed one.

I wish I had a ferret.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. But it has a weapon and you can't touch it.

I wish the Mr. Roboto song would get out of my head.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but Boyfriend by Beiber is its replacement.

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can't do your favorite things in that whole time period

I wish I could meet author Nicholas Sparks

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's not THE Nicholas Sparks.

I wish that I could move faster.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but each time you try to run you end up on the other side of the world

I wish this computer wasn't so slow

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the internet's still slow.

I wish that I could sleep for another hour or two.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but when you wake up you realize that you are late for something really important.


  I wish that I could watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon again.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the sound is off, and your remote is broken

I wish that the smiley icons would stop blinking on my iPad