Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now they are flashing like a strobe light.


  I wish that I could have lasagna right now.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's rock hard

I wish I could go to the Celestial Seasonimgs and Ikea store in the same day

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get lost in Ikea and are stuck there forever.


  I wish that more people would join the Modern Redwall RP.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but they don't have anything to contribute to the story.

I wish that I could spar with a certain person again.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but that certain person beats you to a pulp.


  I wish that I could just read all day today.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you can never do ANYTHING else.
I wish that I could pet a squirrel!

[psybox]

granted, through the mail, and by the time you get it, it is half starved, and before you can feed it, you get arrested for animal cruelty.

I wish for something to do.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, you are doing nothing!


  I wish that I didn't have to do anything today.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't go on this forum.
I wish I had a soft armchair.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it's an ugly color

I wish I could pet a fox

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it bit you and it's rabid!
I wish I could swim with a whale shark.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but the shark attacks you

I wish this web comic Mynarksi Forest would get its strips in a real book

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they also fall apart in strips.


  I wish that could come up with a good idea for an RP.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but it's for Rhubarb Pie, not Role Playing.

I wish that I could eat all the chocolate I want without gaining weight.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you're losing weight.  Fast.  Really fast.  Like, you're dropping 10 pounds per minute.  You can't stop it.  You're gonna die.  Bye bye!


  I wish that I could play on this all day.