Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but your mom yells to get off in the last hour

I wish that I could get a really good recipe and make it

[AbbotPlumble]

Granted.  But no one is around to taste it, so it becomes stale and moldy.


I wish I was able to play the guitar.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you have no guitar.


  I wish that my bass guitar were black or blue, not red.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the strings are still red

I wish that the confirmation email to the Narnia fan club will be sent to me

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it gives your computer a virus.


  I wish that I could name a season.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it turns out to be the most hated season of all time.

I wish that I could run really fast.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't walk.
I wish I knew HTML.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but I've got no idea what that is.  So, no one else does too.


  I wish that I could have waffles for breakfast, not Apple Jacks.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the waffles have a strange taste

I wish that I could get the soundtracks to the Narnia films

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're on 8 track tapes, and they're also all warbley and messed up.


  I wish that my fence were fixed.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it only remains fixed for a week

I wish that my orthodontist appointment will go well tomorrow

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then he/she decides that you need braces, and he/she puts them on way too tight.


  I wish that memorizing my lines for the VBS skit was easier.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but when you do the skit, you forget them at the last moment

I wish that I can visit with my cousins again

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they don't talk to you at all.


  I wish that my iced tea wasn't so bitter.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but now everything else tastes bitter

I wish my mom would let me eat Ramen