Corrupt-a-Wish

[Felldoh154]

Granted but everything is so loud to you, that you go deaf

I wish I had a pet squirrel

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but he eats all of your snacks in the fridge

I wish I could buy a cool book or a DVD on my trip

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's blank.  Getting nothing for something is the new thing...Where are you going?

I wish that I had binoculars.

[Redwallfan7]

(To Missouri)

Granted, but they have blurry lenses

I wish that I will be comfortable in my condo bedroom tonight

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you oversleep in the morning and miss something important.

I wish that you would have fun.  Mwahaha...

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can't know what I want to do on the first day 

I wish that I could meet someone (anyone) from the Narnia movies cast

[TaggHero]

Granted, you get to meet the guy wearing the cow head that falls in the bloopers.

I wish that it would rain.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it rains for only five seconds.

I wish I could see another rainbow

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you can't find the pot of gold.

I wish that I could roll around in the grass.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're a horse.
I wish I had some strawberry milk.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but now that's the only thing you can drink for the rest of your life

I wish my fanfiction was better

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but your next fanfiction will be horrible.
I wish I could type really, really fast.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but now everyone else types really, really slow

I wish I could call my friends in America without making a huge bill

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now you have no money.
I wish more girls would post in Girls vs. Guys.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but guys still win

I wish guys won girls vs guys