Corrupt-a-Wish

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you have to sit way in the back and it rains and you can't hear anything.
I wish I could dye my hair rainbow colors.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but the police think you're a thug and arrest you
I wish I had a pet otter

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it talks, and it's a very bossy otter.
I wish I could make cool violin videos like this one.

[Felldoh154]

Hey! I know that girl! She's Lindsey stirling or something. She was on America's got talent and I have seen some of her videos

Anyway granted, but no one watches them
I wish I was a snowman

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you melt.

[Felldoh154]

No wish to corrupt?

[Tiria Wildlough]

If someone forgets to post a wish, just post one yourself. It's easier.
Anyway, I wish I could buy the sheet music for The Butterfly right now.

[Felldoh154]

Ok sorry 
Granted but it costs you all your $

I wish for a way to get out of washing dishes!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you always have to vacuum.
I wish I could have violin lessons more often.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but your fingers start to cramp from overexertion.

I wish I had killer good looks. 

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you actually kill people...
I wish I could sing really well.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you can only sing Bieber songs.

I wish that I could turn invisible.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't turn visible again.
I wish I could have an icecream.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you ultimately feel unfulfilled because you wind up wanting another.

I wish I could have an ice cream as well...A cookies and cream one...

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you throw it up.
I wish I had a cat that does funny expressions.