Corrupt-a-Wish

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's never serious...What?

I wish that I had the nerve to tell this one girl that I like her.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but she dies of heart failure straight after you tell her.
I wish I could have some whipped cream.

[TaggHero]

Harsh...Granted, but you die of heart failure straight after you eat it. XP

I wish that my car didn't use gas.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted. It uses champagne instead.
I wish I had some more milk.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you suddenly become lactose intolerant.

I wish that I could act.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't sing.
I wish I could play flute.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but you're really out of tune

I wish I knew the whole plot for "the summer solstice"

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you don't know any other plot.
I wish there was no bad stuff on the internet.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the nice stuff is dull.

I wish that there was no more crime.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the criminals are still in jail.
I wish I had a piece of cake.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish that I could decide what to eat for dinner.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't have it.
I wish I could jump really high.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but you can't survive the fall.

I wish/hope it's not too hot to sleep tonight.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but you freeze in your sleep

I wish I could go back in time and fix the mistakes I made

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but it's never serious...What?

I wish that I had the nerve to tell this one girl that I like her.

For the record I wouldnt have had the heart-of-stone it takes to corrupt that one


Anyway, granted but you end up making more mistakes than you fix
I wish taggs wish hadnt been corrupted