Corrupt-a-Wish

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but now you wont go to sleep.

I wish it was day time.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  The sun will never go away, and when it's night time, it'll still be bright outside.


  I wish that someone would reply to my wish.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's not what you expect.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now you're thirsty.
I wish I could listen to Skidoo by Mairead Nesbitt all day long.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the music is poor quality.

I wish/hope that there aren't any thunderstorms tonight.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you still can't sleep

I wish I'll get some more clay so I can do something.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's hard and can't be molded.

I wish that I knew when the people I was house sitting for were coming back.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  They're coming back in 20 years.  Poor you.


  I wish that my foot wasn't asleep.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but now your whole leg is asleep.

I wish I had bacon for dinner.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's only one piece and that's all you get!


  I wish that my dog didn't have to lose weight.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but now it needs to gain weight.

I wish that there was an AC unit where I'm at.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now it's -2 degrees.  Brrr!


  I wish that I could watch Transformers Dark of the Moon again.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it's nowhere near as good as you remember it.

I wish that I could think of what I want to eat.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you want to eat stuff that is really disgusting.


  I wish that I could watch the new America's Got Talent right now.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but the people on it don't have any talent.

I wish that I was a better swimmer.