Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you don't have any teeth.
I wish my sister liked Celtic Woman.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but she turns out to be a better fan than you and they decide to take her on a cruise with them instead of you.

I wish that I didn't have to watch some business webinars.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you extremely bored, so you chose to watch them.

I wish it was night.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's nearly daytime.
I wish I could remember all my favourite fiddle tunes.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you can't play them

I wish I was nocturnal, I hate mornings!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's because you're an animal.
I wish I had some earphones.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish I didn't have to make another wish.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but someone else made it for you. They made a bad wish.
I wish that I had more than one ferret.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but they get loose and eat all of your food.

I wish that I hadn't forgotten my nail clippers at home.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you forgot your spare underwear.
I wish my hair was easier to brush.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it becomes so easy to brush that it starts falling out.

I wish that I had an extra fan to circulate the air in this house.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but it's hot air.

I wish my co-author appeared.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but they have no idea what to write.

What are you guys writing?

I wish I hadn't neglected to bring my razor with me.

[W0NWILL]

We're writing The Lost Adventures of Martin the Warrior

Granted, but it broke.

I wish more people would do nice reviews to my stories.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but all of the people didn't read the books and just made fake reviews.

  I wish that I didn't have to avail myself of the facilities.