Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the facilities avail themselves of you.
I wish there were more Lindsey Stirling songs on YouTube.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but your favorite song isn't on there.


  I wish that I could watch NCIS all night long.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's because you can't sleep.
I wish my fingers were faster so I could play violin REALLY fast.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they never stop moving.


  I wish that someone would reply to my signature on The Signature Above You.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but I'll do it and make it weird.

I wish that I owned all the Redwall books.

[TaggHero]

Makes two of us...*ahem* I mean, granted, but they're all pre-owned and in poor shape.

I wish that I hadn't stayed up all night.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you stayed up all morning.   Early morning.

  I wish that LOTRO would update faster.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but they're bad updates.

I wish I knew what LOTRO was

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you scream every time you hear about it. (It means Lord of the Rings Online.)
I wish I had violin earrings.

[W0NWILL]

AHHHH!

Granted, but they're ugly BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CELLO EARRINGS!

I wish I was caught up with the times, I don't know what half of these smileys mean. (don't say that I'm old!)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you soon forget what they mean.


  I wish that VBS would end today instead of tomorrow.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but everyone feels unfulfilled.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I wish that I could write a story in five seconds.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it is really really bad.

I wish for a carrot.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a 2000-year-old carrot. Bon appetit!
I wish I could do a front-flip.