Corrupt-a-Wish

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you break your neck.
I wish I knew the lyrics to every song I like.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you can't sing.

I wish I had eternal youth, like Ben and Ned.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but nobody can see you and you can still get hurt.
I wish I could have the power to read people's minds.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you can't stop.

I wish I wasn't left behind in the first two Hero of Redwall RPs.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but u left behind on the next 2

I wish I could go back to that mountain someday.

[Rainshadow]

  That mountain?  Ooohhhh, I know the one!  Granted!  *Transports Felldoh to a molehill*  There you go!  Mountain!

  I wish that I could be in a movie with a great part.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but the rest of the script is terrible, and it is not a box office hit.

I wish that I could do VBS again next year!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get the swine flu before you can do it.


  I wish that I didn't have to do VBS next year.

[Felldoh154]

Granted and every one thinks you are a heartless, cruel person and you are burned at the stake by a mob of angry protestors

I wish I hadnt left all my stuff outside when it rained -.-

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but the stuff is still ruined.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get killed because someone was stalking you.


  I wish that I didn't get so freaked out whenever I hear something beeping.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you freak out because it's not beeping.
I wish I had a complete set of marker pens.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they're dried out

I wish I could meet any Redwall otter in real life

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but they think you're a vermin so.... You get where this is going.
I wish I had a puppy.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it ruins all of your shoes and clothes by chewing on them too much

I wish that this Sunday and the rest of the months will go great