Corrupt-a-Wish

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but for everyone but you

I wish I was brave enough to tell this girl I like her 

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but she thinks you're trying way too hard

I wish I could make cookies on a stick again

[Felldoh154]

(ouch that hurts )

Granted but they are disgusting

I wish she didn't think I was trying too hard 

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but she thinks you aren't trying hard enough.

I wish that I had the sheet music for both cello and piano for all the Harry Potter movies.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they get thrown away on accident.

  I wish that I wasn't allergic to bug bites.

[TaggHero]

Granted, but now they only make you grow stronger and faster, so you keep getting bit until you explode with overwhelming power and destroy the planet in the process.

I wish that I didn't have the shakes.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you have the quivers.

  I wish that I didn't have restless leg syndrome.

[Felldoh154]

Granted, you don't have a leg

I wish I wasn't crazy

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you're boring.

I wish I didn't have mental disorders.

[Felldoh154]

Granted, and everyone loves you (sorry I couldn't bring myself to corrupt that one)

I wish I had a big bowl of ice cream

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but it's your least favourite flavor

And you corupted my wish in the worst way

I wish I didn't get in trouble for sneaking on the computer at night.

[Felldoh154]

The worst way? How?

Granted, you no longer have a computer

I wish my dog didn't get into the trash! 

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it get's into everything else.
I wish I would have more friends.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they are really creepy.

  I wish that I could make more money.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you become selfish and shallow. (No offense I hope!)
I wish Andrew would reply to my PM's faster.