Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwaller]

I wish I had every dragon breeds on Dragcave! 

[Romsca]

Granted, but all of the dragons would form an army and attack you

I wish I could turn invisible

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but unfortunately, you can't come out of your invisibleness.

  I wish that I didn't have to practice clarinet right now.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you have to memorize a solo later

I wish that my goal of getting into my new program about dogs will become a reality

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but unfortunately, you're attacked by the dogs.  Bye bye, Redwallfan7!

  I wish that I could volunteer at my local animal shelter.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but your job is to clean the kennels!

I wish that they had a Redwall coloring book

[Romsca]

Granted, but inside its just thirty copies of the same picture

I wish I could be on this forum more

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. Now you have a lot less time for other things.

I wish that my heart could begin to piece itself together after some unforseen...events.

[Rainshadow]

Granted, but your job is to clean the kennels!

  Lol, I'd actually like that job.

I wish that my heart could begin to piece itself together after some unforseen...events.

  Granted, but you never fully recover.

  I wish that I owned Cowboys & Aliens.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the DVD has only one bonus feature

I wish there were comic books for all of the Redwall books

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're terrible.

  I wish that I didn't have to leave my house tomorrow.

[Matthias720]

Granted. You're so sick that you can't get out of bed.

I wish I had a beat-up, bent, rusty, paper clip.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you accidentally stab yourself with it and the wound gets infected.
I wish I could be a famous violinist.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but all your strings will break at the concert

I want to rule the world.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you only get to rule it for two days.
I wish I was a better writer.