Corrupt-a-Wish

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but the books are so heavily damaged that they are irreparable.

I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!

[Buzz_Bumble]

I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!

So do I ... then we men-folk wouldn't have to put up with them at school and work. 

[rachel25]

I wish Girl's Camp lasted forever!

So do I ... then we men-folk wouldn't have to put up with them at school and work. 

*slaps Buzz_Bumble and gets on with game (anyway I don't go to girl camp)*
I wish I could swim like a goldfish 

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, because you ARE a goldfish!  Unfortunately, because you're a goldfish and you live in the wild, you quickly get eaten by larger animals. 

  I wish that my braces would stop giving me sore spots in my mouth.

[Gonff]

Granted, but instead they give you cuts.

I wish I could snap my fingers and clean the house like Mary Poppins.

[Krowdon]

granted but it would be your neighbors house.

I wish I was a star on Broadway.

[Redwaller]

Granted. But you're a star on a broad roadway.

I wish there would be more people joining in the Smiley Wars!

[rachel25]

Granted but their all guests 
I wish I was an artist   

[Maudie]

Granted, but that doesn't mean you're any good!


I wish I were a bear, then everyone would expect me to have hairy legs, excess body fat, and wake up growling!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Yup, and you would sleep half the hear.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish on this forum game!

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but only for 30 seconds

I wish i had all the Redwall audio books 

[Redwaller]

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish I was level 100 Sneaking in Skyrim.

[rachel25]

Granted but only for 2 seconds 
I wish I could be a chinchilla

[Redwaller]

Granted, but you're a furless chinchilla!

I wish for to be in the Smiley options.

[rachel25]

granted but only on Tam's computer 
I wish there was a smiley who look sea sick