Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cornflower MM]

Granted, but now you're so nice it sickens everyone, and you still remember being evil....I'm bad!
I wish for football to disappear forever!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. Now Rugby shall plague your life.
I wish it would snow.

[Jukka the Sling]

Granted. But it snows so much that you're snowed in for days and you run out of food.

I wish that I never had to wash dishes.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You have to wash all of your house.
I wish that I could go sleding!

[Cornflower MM]

Granted! You can't stop sledding
I wish I could go back in time

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you're trapped in the past, never to return.  Sorry!

  I wish that I had a working time travel watch like the one I thought up.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted! You're stuck in the future!
I Wish I could dance in the Ballet!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you LITERALLY break a leg. 

  I wish that I could have a super awesome superpower like controlling time, and that I could have it forever.  (So, no saying, "You get it for five seconds."  )

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you soon get sick of having this power...but you've got it forever!
I wish to meet Lindsey Stirling.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You get to meet her as your wish for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.  You die shortly after meeting her.  (What's creepy is I had this same sort of discussion with my family earlier today.  Someone brought up the Make-A-Wish Foundation, then we started wondering what we'd do if we had one wish.  I said I'd probably want to meet someone, but I have no idea who.  )

  I wish that I could meet Adam Young of Owl City.  (Not as my wish for Make-A-Wish.  )

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but he kills you
I wish There were more Redwall books

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted, but they're all written by a fan who's only read The Redwall Cookbook.

I wish for sewing equipment, materials and instructions.

[Emperor Ublaz]

Granted, but no store will buy your homemade clothing.

I wish I had an old 1950's Hudson Hornet.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted, but you get stung by it.
I wish for a big bowl of Sphagetti!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it gets taken away from you.

  I wish that I could learn Circular Gallifreyan really easily.  (I've actually written something in Circular Gallifreyan.  )