Corrupt-a-Wish

[redwallgurl]

if you make them you can

i wish i could get off this site long enough

[DeathRage]

Granted. If you reply to every topic first.

I wish I was an Evil Overlord.

[psybox]

granted, your just an unsuccessful one

i wish i could know c++ better.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but you promptly forget all of it.

I wish this game would go on forever.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, you will have to stay at the computer screen following its progress until you die. Have fun!

I wish for a new guitar.

[DeathRage]

Granted. But it has no strings.

I wish for a box set of RW books.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but they're written in Latin.

I wish for cup of hot chocolate.

[psybox]

granted, but it burns you.

i wish i had a aperture science handheld portal device.

[DeathRage]

Granted. But it only takes you into the sun.

I wish I was a vermin warlord.


@Matthias- I'm fairly good at translating Latin.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted but you must send out your horde out in the middle of the ocean


I wish I was a mouse, badger, or squirrel in Redwall.

( please grant it  )

[psybox]

granted, but you are a slave and have no method of escape.

i wish i had an aperture science weighted companion cube.

[MatthiasMan]

too bad ya don't hahahahaha

I want a friend over. Never had a party before or friend over.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but he'll start getting extremely annoying.

I wish for an apple.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, here's your Apple iPod. It's broken.
I wish I could be an otter on Green Isle.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, unfortunately it is during the reign of Riggu Fellis and you will die.

Granted, here's your Apple iPod. It's broken.

NOOOO!!!!

I wish for a lollipop.