Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwaller]

Granted. but their all rotten

I wish I was rich.

[Captain Rake Nightfur]

NOOOOOOOOOO ;A;

granted but only for a minute


i wish i had a kindle fire

Granted. but their all rotten

I wish I was rich.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but it's difficult to use

i wish i had Chips Ahoy cookies

[Captain Rake Nightfur]

granted, but they're  stale and  crumbly

i wish i had a pet tiger

Granted but it's difficult to use

i wish i had Chips Ahoy cookies

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but he runs away

I wish I didn't have to deal with people and that I could deal with animals more

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but your wish is not granted.

I wish for a hat.

[Redwaller]

Granted but it's full of holes

I wish for a snake

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it bites you and you DIEEEE.
I wish for a snorkel.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it has holes in it so it doesn't work.

I wish for a gold coin.

[Redwaller]

granted, but it's a fake

I wish for all the good books in the world

[Redwall Musician]

Granted, but by good books, I mean boring books about butterflies, rainbows, and no interesting parts, what so ever.

I wish I could go twice as far as to Narinia.

[Redwaller]

Granted but you get lost and can't come back

I wish for a giant pizza

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but you eat to much and explode!!

I wish for an awesome song.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but the song is in a deep slow motion voice

I wish I could pet a golden retriever

[Redwaller]

Granted, but he bites you and you go to the hospital.

I wish to Corrupt a Wish