Corrupt-a-Wish

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but it's either really short or it's a filler chapter.

I wish I could write and do active stuff at the same time.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Granted but you always forget to hit save so you always lose all your work.
I wish that plastic no longer existed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but people still know how to make plastic so they just make more of it and become billionaires because everyone has to replace their plastic stuff.

I wish that people used real pianos now, rather than just electric keyboards.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but now instead of the piano tuners being mad at you, it's the electric keyboard makers that have gathered their pitchforks to come after you.  (That was on this thread, right?)

I wish animals could talk.

[Booklover]

Wish granted but they never talk to you.

I wish that people would learn instruments other than keyboards or pianos.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wish granted, but they instead learn instruments of war.

I wish that there would always be world peace.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but such peace could only be obtained via everyone biting the dust.

I wish we all hadn't just died.

[Booklover]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the world got destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Always doesn't really mean much, and it didn't help Snape much.

I wish that people understood my random book quotes (I suppose one can find a quote to justify anything) and references.

Because Kade annoyingly posted while I was typing, the corruption is kind of void. But it still makes enough sense for me to be too lazy to retype everything.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but now we all start saying quotes that you can't understand. (For the record, I understand a lot of our quotes) 

I wish that none of us would ever leave the Forum.

[Booklover]

Granted, but we all become trolls.

Which quotes did you understand?

I wish I could time travel.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Granted, but you can only go back to the times that you didn't appreciate. (Like when you are forced to eat mud or something, I don't know. You can fill in the blank)

Which quotes did you understand?

Some?  Mostly the lotr, Redwall, Eragon ones.

I wish I could write better.

[MathLuk]

You spend so much time improving your work that you upload one every three months, tiring your fan base out.

I wish exams were optional.

[Booklover]

Granted, but colleges, universities and workplaces still expect you to have certain grades.

I wish I had more time to reply to all these posts.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Granted, but you decide to use it reading.
I wish I could create a wish with no loopholes.

[Booklover]

Granted, but nobody ever replies to it, so your wish killed the game.

I wish my mum wasn't nagging me to get off this,