Corrupt-a-Wish

[Booklover]

You're lack of thought means I have to put a lot of thought into corrupting them.

Granted but they are Dibbler sausages. Or perhaps since you're near Australia/Fourecks they'd be from Fair Go Dibbler.

I wish that more people understood that reference.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but they don't ever come on this forum.

I wish afore said sausages were stuck to Booklover's nose.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted.  Booklover is now chasing you with a pitchfork.

I wish Booklovers pitchfork had magical powers.

[Booklover]

Granted. I have now decided to chase you with said magical pitchfork.
I wish I didn't have to chase people.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but you also don't have a magical pitchfork anymore.

I wish the sky was a different colo(u)r.

[Booklover]

Granted. It's now permanently black because it's night all the time.
I wish I had a magic sword.

[Verdauga]

Wish granted. Sadly, you have to go throw the magical sword into a lake.

I wish Booklover had a little more time as queen of England.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but you don't get to see any of it because I squash you as punishment for committing treason.

I wish Booklover wasn't the queen of England.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over.  Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself. 

I wish there wasn't so much treachery afoot.

[Booklover]

Granted. Everybody is forced to be loyal to a ruler who makes lots of new, harsh laws that you have to follow or you die a very horrible death (the details are too horrible for this child-friendly forum), but there is no treachery or rebellion of any kind.

I wish that the world was fair.

When was I queen of England anyway?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wish granted. Everybody is now white skinned and sunburns easily.

Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over.  Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself. 

I didn't want to become queen! The rightful queen of England is Queen Elizabeth the second.

I wish Queen Elizabeth the second was restored to her throne.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Granted, you plot a coup and successfully take over.  Unfortunately, your right hand, Ebantu, stabs you in the back shortly after and takes the throne for herself. 

I wish there wasn't so much treachery afoot.

Kade, run or I will kill you. I will probably kill you anyway but it will make things more interesting if you run. So do it.

Wish granted, but you don't get to enjoy it because you are dead. Apparently, I killed you. (glares at Kade)

I wish people would stop killing endangered animals like tigers.

[Kade Rivok]

Kade, run or I will kill you. I will probably kill you anyway but it will make things more interesting if you run. So do it.

Hai?  *Is confused.*

[Booklover]

I wish people would stop killing endangered animals like tigers.

Granted, but the damage has already been done, and climate change means that their habitats are being destroyed so they become extinct anyway.

I wish humans did not cause pollution.

[Verdauga]

Granted. Now we can't enjoy computers, electricity, sanitized water, microwaved food, and indoor plumbing.

I wish I didn't see the politics in everything.