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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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Flib Bigboat

#3555
May 18, 2021, 03:12:03 PM
Granted, but he'll keep the knowledge to himself.
I wish... there was no such thing as cloudy days.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3556
May 18, 2021, 03:31:14 PM
(Ewwwww)

Granted, but the world gets so hot, that everyone has to live underground.

I wish...I had a better grade in this class...

Flib Bigboat

#3557
May 18, 2021, 03:34:41 PM
Granted, but everyone else has a higher score too.
I wish I could time-travel.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3558
May 18, 2021, 03:48:13 PM
Granted, but you can only go back, you can't return to the present, and you can't travel past when you were born.

I wish... my house was colder and darker.

Booklover

#3559
May 18, 2021, 04:46:22 PM
Granted, but you now live permanently in Antarctica in winter.
I wish I could go to Narnia.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#3560
May 18, 2021, 04:49:04 PM
Granted, but the White Witch turns you into stone.
I wish I could go to Redwall Abbey.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#3561
May 18, 2021, 05:03:59 PM
Granted, but you're a vermin in an invasion that's doomed to fail.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#3562
May 18, 2021, 05:08:31 PM
Nine out of ten that would happen anyways, with my kind of luck. ::)
Granted, but you die of exhaustion due to you not being able to sleep.
I wish editing wasn't so hard.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3563
May 18, 2021, 05:27:00 PM
Granted, but everything you edit ends up 5 times worse

I wish...My dog would stop acting like an old lady.

Flib Bigboat

#3564
May 18, 2021, 05:30:28 PM
Granted, she now has so much energy, it makes you scared. ;D
I wish I understood how this complicated math works.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3565
May 18, 2021, 05:34:23 PM
Granted, but you have nightmares every night about unsolvable equations.
(Don't laugh, I used to get these sometime, and they were terrifying! I'm pretty sure someone was going to like...kill me or something if I couldn't solve it...)

I wish... I could go to Narnia.

Flib Bigboat

#3566
May 18, 2021, 05:39:25 PM
(Too late, I did laugh. ;D)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 04:49:04 PM
Granted, but the White Witch turns you into stone.
I wish the school year would hurry up and end already.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3567
May 18, 2021, 05:48:13 PM
Yes, but you fail all of your classes and have to re-take the year.

I wish... I could meet Flib in person.

Flib Bigboat

#3568
May 18, 2021, 05:52:55 PM
Granted, but my little sisters keep me busy all day long so I can't spend time with you.
I wish I had a dog.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#3569
May 18, 2021, 05:58:04 PM
Granted, but the dog eats your favorite shoe and one sock.

I wish...Flib had a puppy.
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