Corrupt-a-Wish

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but it makes messes everywhere and makes your legs bleed.
I wish Sheero would stop pulling off his cone.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but it makes messes everywhere and makes your legs bleed.
I wish Sheero would stop pulling off his cone.

I mean, there's mosquitoes everywhere, so that won't really make a difference...
Granted, but he's going to knock things down with it instead. (unless he's already doing that.)
I wish this book wasn't so boring.

[WorshipTiria]

What is there to knock over other than the other puppies?
Granted, but doesn't exist.
I wish I could turn into an otter.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but Vallug Bowbeast kills you.
I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

[Ally046]

Yes, but it poofs into non-existance...

I wish...I didn't have to do that one final.

[Flib Bigboat]

(It hurts enough for me to wish it didn't exist, anyways.)
Granted, now you must do twenty-seven of them.
I wish... this book wasn't so boring. It could do with a bit of spicing up.

[Tungro]

It get's so spicy an acquaintance desperately wants to read it, so they steal it from you - and destroy it when they're done to hide the evidence

I wish I could have one room that I could do anything with

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but whatever you put into it dissappears.
I wish... it wasn't raining so hard.

[Booklover]

Granted. You're in a desert that never gets rain.
I wish it was the holidays.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but nothing exciting happens for the rest of your life.
I wish... I lived in a dessert.

Edit: I was going to fix that typo, but decided to leave it alone because of how funny it looks.

[Ally046]

Granted, but you live in a constant   hyper ; crash  cycle.

I wish...I had 16 pages of info already...

[Tungro]

Granted, but the 'info' consists of "Myth of the Wehrmacht: A Comparison of Myth Formation and its Functionalization" - which is something I doubt you have the desire to know more about

I wish I could find inspiration

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, you now have so much inspiration you go insane and die. (Sorry, that was a little dark... but then, it's nighttime where I live right now.)
I wish... Scratch, Blacktooth, and Splitnose had managed to trail Martin, Dinny and Gonff all the way to Salamandastron. It would be interesting to see what happened to them.

[Booklover]

Grated, but they somehow managed to kill them, so no Redwall and no other Redwall books.
I wish that I could type quicker.

I was going to fix that typo, but decided to leave it alone because of how funny it looks.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You can, but you can only post one word over and over.

I wish I could have an unlimited supply of tea.