Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but he says all of the wrong things

I wish that I could visit Redwall Abbey

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Ha!
Granted, but you get stuck in that place and Cluny the Scourge is currently attacking Redwall.
I wish I could sleep...

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you have a bad day afterwards

I wish that I could find a third person who loves the Redwall series as much as I do (in real time, not on the forums. I know you guys love it like I do)

[W0NWILL]

I can't corrupt that wish because I wish it as much as you.

I wish I was a hare in Redwall

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you can't stop eating

I wish some of my family and friends would be even more interested in what I like. I listen to their interests, but I think they only tolerate mine.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Okay, but they never leave you alone.
I wish my friend was normal... Ha

[W0NWILL]

granted, but you can't stop eating

I can't stop eating normally!

Granted, but they aren't your friend anymore

I wish that I had the creativity to make an original RP.

[Felldoh154]

Granted but no one joins it

I wish I could jump 20 feet in the air

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but you never come back down.


I wish WolfQuest was fixed!

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but the fix makes it worse

I wish I had an eye patch and said arg alot

[W0NWILL]

So do I! But you are hanged for being a pirate.

I wish people agreed with me on the video game topic.

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but they hate video games anyway

I wish I could meet Johnny depp

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Agreed, (I do to!) But you're arrested for harrasment.
I wish I never had to sleep.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, you can't sleep, but you still have the effects of sleepyness.

I wish that my book in French came with a translated version.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Aw.
Granted, but you still can't read it because now it's in Japanese.
I wish that I could blow giant bubbles.