Mom there is a ......... in my mitt

[Rainshadow]

  Is it Redwallfan7?

  Mom, Julian Smith is in my mitt!

[Redwallfan7]

who is that?

Mom, there is an eraser in my mitt!

[Rainshadow]

  Take it out!  It's going to erase your mitt!  And Julian Smith is this guy:


  Mom, there's a mom in my mitt!

[W0NWILL]

Well of course I am!

Mum, there's a book in my mitt

[Rainshadow]

  Read it!

  Mom, there's an oliphant in my mitt!  And it looks like it's got some of the Mumakil on it's back!

[W0NWILL]

Pfft, an oilphant wouldn't fit in your mitt!

Mum, there's a replica of Martin's sword in my mitt.

[Redwallfan7]

put it in your souvenir and Redwall collection

Mom, there is a star in my mitt!

[Rainshadow]

  Don't touch it!  You might burn yourself!

  Mom, there's nothing in my mitt!

[glassowater]

Put it on youngster!

Mom, there is an obsolete Child in my mitt!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, take them out!

  Mom, there's a glass of water in my mitt!

[glassowater]

THAT IS IT MISTER! YOU ARE GROUNDED  
Mom there is Oscar the Grouch in my mitt!

[Rainshadow]

  Put the mitt down slowly.  We wouldn't want to get the Grouch grouchy.

  Mom, there's a ......... in my mitt!

[W0NWILL]

*gasp* I will not tolerate that sort of language in my house!

Mum, there's an arrow in my mit.

[glassowater]

Were you playing with Katniss Everdeen again?

Mum, there is a loaf of bread in my mitt!

[Rainshadow]

  Eat it!

  Mom, there's a monster in my mitt.  He says his name is Mike Wazowski.