Off to Mossflower

[Dannflower Reguba]

Turning to Rivers Lupus called above a sudden blast of wave crest, "Is that that strange twist tailed, loopy, unsure-pawed, troublesomely pesky, wretched little rascaly, sassy goof-off that I hear affusing hisself tryin' ta say somethin'?"

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Frista collapsed to her knees. "You... Sah.... Are... A  moss-eared marauder, a bark-bottomed tree-tail, a dirty, filthy... Ahh! You have bested me!" The haremaid fell to the deck, her footpaw twitching as if she were dead.

[Dannflower Reguba]

Lupus lurched forward as if he had been stabbed in the back, "Oof! Backstabber!"

[winifred]

Tryin' to say sompin'? I'm sayin' loud an' clear matey, you must not have ears! You bucknosed splashedfaced turnip tater pawed excuse for an otter!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Lupus smiled, "I must 'ave nice tastin' paws then you sickley tongued, raggybaggy lump of foul smellin' fur!"

[winifred]

Why don't you taste them and find out, you old stinkin slimin slitherin serpent, If I didn't know better, I'd call you after the legendary Asmodeus.

[Dannflower Reguba]

Lupus reeled, staggard, then replied, "Why I outa! You cowardly, scaly skinned, mud tongued, bungle pawed, cross-eyed, dirty-whiskered, addle brained, corrupt faced, thieving minded, escuse for a no brained toad!"

[winifred]

If toads did have brains, they wouldn't 'ave raised you, you scummy warty sloppy, slappy, gocky, lop of a lard barrel!!!
OOC: This is getting fun
BIC: Brooky had come, she was leening against the starboard side of the craft (or whatever it was) And grinning, wondering who would win..........

[Dannflower Reguba]

Lupus shook a paw at his good friend, "You should watch that tongue of yours Rivers, it'll get you into some biiiiig trouble you curmudgeoning little wretchling of a wrecthed little rat."

[winifred]

OOOOOOOHHHHH reeeaaaalllllly you old far fetched excuse for a ferret. you don't even look like a ferret you 'ave a fox's tale, a stoat's stomach, a ferret's snout, and a rat's whisker, me cully!
Brooky started helplessly laughing she couldn't stop, and that didn't stop her sibling and friend!

[Dannflower Reguba]

OOC: This is REALLY intense! BIC:

Lupus looked ahgast at his pal, "Shame on you! You sassy-mouthed, careless bounder! There are young ears here you covorting baffoon! You have no honor  you reckless barrack room word user!" Lupus was starting to get the chuckles.

[winifred]

Oh well how about you, naming me a wretched rat aye?? aye?? Why your lanauge would scare your own mother, and father! you careless ole' chap, 'ows that for barrack eh??
Brooky couldn't hep it.She started guffawing with the tears streaming down.
But that didn't stop them!
OOC:I'm enjoying this

[Dannflower Reguba]

OOC: I have to go, be back soon! BIC:

"You twinkle toed bounder! You copycat of a hare, can't ya' just stick with being a otter? Or are we to good for ya'?" Lupus almost burst right there, but held it in.

[winifred]

OOC:OH!
BIC: Oh so you can't imatate a hare eh??eh?wot! I'll have you know that I took personal lessons from the bally blighters wot! And O' course I'm good enough matey!  *Rivers pushes Lupus right into the water* Who's the twinkle toes now eh!?
Brooky, losing her support as rivers pushed lupus in, slumped down in another fit of giggles.I-iiiihuck just c-can't s-hick-top g-g-igglin mates BWAHAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hickup, Hickup.

[Dannflower Reguba]

"Pushy paws!" Lupus yelled as he yanked Rivers in the water by his rudder.

I'm afraid I can't respond to you any more Winifred, I'm out of PM's! (for those of you who don't know, there is apparently a 20 PM's an hour limit!)

Gotta go! Soccer dinner and such.