1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[winifred]

This is simple and hilarious.
We just keep making up ways to get kicked out of walmart till we reach #1,000.
(Please abide by forum rules!)


#1.Set all the alarm clocks at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
#2.Turn on all the checkout lights that are off, on.And all the ones that are on, off.
#3.Grab some friends and make them help you turn on all the singing toys at once and then act as condutor.
#4.Have a shopping cart race with a friend.Every time one of you knock something over,  put 10 seconds on your/his time. By the time your kicked out you wont know who won.
#5.Put random bags of candy in random peoples carts.
#6.Find a princess costume, put it on, grab a wand and stand on the stepladder, whenever someone walks bye say "Your wish is granted!"
#7.Hand out Target coupons at the front door.

[Captain Tammo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH That's awesome!!!

[rakkety tam]

8 spill some soap then slide on it down the isle
9 get a bunch of nerf guns and foam swords and start shooting everyone with them while yelling RRRRRRREEDDDDWWAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!

[Tiria Wildlough]

10. Run around yelling 'HELP, FIRE, MURDER!'
11. Wait behind a shelf and pounce on people.
12. Grab all the candy and shove it in random peoples' faces.
13. Offer candy to little kids to annoy their parents.
14. Grab something out of someone's shopping cart and replace it with the same thing in a different brand.
15. Stand by the shelf with chocolate on it and badger people until they buy some.
16. Pour oil on the floor next to the checkout.

[rakkety tam]

17 use the bathroom in there toilet thats on display

[eualaia]

play baseball in the middle of walmart

[Redwallfan7]

Grab as many snack bags off the shelves as you can, and stuff all of it in your face

[MatthiasMan]

20. Take all the legos and build a throne from them to sit in.
21. Take the nerf guns and set up targets right next to the store clerks desk.

[Tiria Wildlough]

22. Pitch a tent in the middle of the store, play guitar, and sing 'I'm not wearing underpants today!!!'
23. Rollerskate down the aisles singing the aforementioned song.
24. Tell people what to buy.

[Mad Maudie]

oh my gosh once there was this dude who was pretending to fight people with a light saber he was like 25!

24. take a box of granola bars a table and put toothpicks on them and pretend to be giving out free samples.
25. sit in the produce section and throw lemons at people yelling "Here are life's lemons!

[MatthiasMan]

26. Go to the art isle and start painting murals all over the walls.

[Tiria Wildlough]

27. Grab peoples' carts and tell them you'll check out their stuff for them.

[winifred]

28. Run to the make up isle and yell "THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN ISLE 4!!!!!"
29. walk up to an old man and say "Grandpa your alive it's a miricale!!Etc."
30. Walk up to a random person and say "I haven't seen you in FOREVER!" And start a conversation, see if they play along to avoid emmbarisment.
31. Mix up all the CDs and when someone comes to put them back in order, scream at them and mix them up again.
32. If anyone comes within a hundred feet of you, start screaming and yell Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
33.Buy popcorn and throw it at people like theyv'e got married.
34.take all the barcode stickers off the fruit and put it on one piece of fruit. Go to chechout attempt to check it out, hopefully the fruit is  unreconizable.

[Tiria Wildlough]

35. Follow one of the staff around badgering them to give you a piggyback.
36. Throw a tantrum because you want candy, even though you're by yourself.
37. Go in at closing time dressed like a hobo, and set up a sleeping bag in the store.
38. Bring some friends and play around the closed checkout.

[WildDoogyPlumm]

I was drinking water while reading the top post and I had to swallow before I started laughing.

39. Stand next to the checkout desk and give everyone CVS and Walgreens coupons.
40. Find the stuffed animals and if you find a cat, pretend it's Tsarmina and yell at her.  No one will have a clue what you're doing.