1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[phoenixfoden]

205.Make a water slide by spilling all the soft drinks

[Rusvul]

207: run around saying "GIMME ALL YOUR MUNNIES!"
208: put fake puke everywhere
209: open the salt and the sugar, and change them out, so that the salt containers have sugar, and the sugar containers have salt
210: walk up to a random person and say "eeew, who farted?"
211: break every single glass item in the store
212: yell about palindromes
213: fine the strange thing about this post
213: (the real one) have a lengthy conversation with customer service where you never actually get to what you need help with
214: dip yourself in molasses and then hug random people
215: dip other people in molasses
216: summon the almighty herobrine
217: get a sledgehammer and break everything
phew, ten things, that's more than i've ever seen in one of these posts....

[winifred]

Gee I didn't know this was going so great!
208: Go christmas caroling through all the aisles in Walmart (instead of down your block)
209: Buy every christmas tree  in stock on Decmber 1
210: Have race with your friend who can ride the kiddie bikes the longest without getting thrown out.
211: go 2 the book section and take all the bestsellers out and hide them throughout the store.
212: tape a  sticker to every bathroom mirror
213: Go 2 customer service and demand a refund for ______ when they ask for the receipt tell them you don't have it. If they ask for the item tell them you don't have it. When they refuse, scream, I'LL GET EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And storm out.
214: Go to the baking aisle with friends (come dressed in an apron and with a video camera) and start your own cooking show. demonstrate how to bake with a boxed cake recipe. place the finished product (all made with walmart items) in a walmart oven. (make sure you bring an already baked cake to star in your final scene!!!!)
215: drool over all the bags of candy in walmart
216:play a basket ball game with a walmart basketball
217: drink soda from the soda aisle
218:Hide in the middle of circular clothes racks and pop out and scare people.
219: scream at someone walking by, "You're about to step on a cockroach!!!!"
220: Play on the demo store nintendo the whole day, and whenever a kid wants a turn say, "I was here first!"
221: stare at the locked-behind-glass-wii games and press your face agaist the glass and make smears all over it!

phew!

[Redwallfan7]

Spill all of the flour all over the aisles 

[phoenixfoden]

223.find some rc cars and have a race!

[NinjaMonkey]

224. start a huge pie fight

[WarriorOfMossflower]

225: Shut off the power.
226: While the power is down, cover yourself in glow-in-the-dark items and run through the store, screaming at customers
227: Open the doors that say 'Fire Exit Only'

[phoenixfoden]

228.Take bites out of all the food

[WarriorOfMossflower]

229: Have a food fight
230: Open all the freezers
231: Start dancing Gangnam Style in the middle of the store and get everybody to join you

[Tiria Wildlough]

232. Go up to random teenage girls and say 'One Direction sucks!' and see if they punch you in the face.

[phoenixfoden]

233.if they do punch you punch a tough looking person and say they did it,causing a riot.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

234. Hide behind shelves and chuck food at people
235. Dance on the checkout counter
236. Leave the water running in the bathrooms, causing a flood

[phoenixfoden]

237.use all the soap in the bathrooms

[WarriorOfMossflower]

238. Cut holes in the clothing
239. Scream 'MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!' while holding a soda bottle, bag of candy, or something of the sort
240. Stand up in the basket of a shopping cart and have a friend zoom you around the store while both of you sing 'We wish you a merry Christmas...' *NOTE* 240 is better when done in mid-July

[Tiria Wildlough]

241. Bring some friends, and all dress up in fursuits. Stand at the ends of aisles and stare at people in a creepy way.