1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Dreamer]

Lol. #272 run around the store beating your chest and yelling "ME TARZAN KING OF THE JUNGLE!" and swinging frokm ropes tied to the rafters. #273. dress up as annoying munchkins and skip around the store singing and laughing and stealing candy. #274 get leaf blowers and blow the leaves into the store and all over people.   

[WarriorOfMossflower]

275: Dress up as the Wicked Witch of the West and scare people as they walk by. Scare them by screaming, "I'M MELTIIIIING!!!"
276: Poke holes in the milk jugs
277: Rip open any package you can find

[Leatho Shellhound]

278: go around punching people.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Nice.

279: Jump into the path of shopping carts to see if the person will stop
280: If the person does stop, yell at them
281: If the person does not stop and instead bowls you over, grab their leg and trip them

[phoenixfoden]

282.Headbutt as many employees as you can. one tooth=1 point.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

283: Have a Nerf war
284: Open all the DVD cases and mix the DVDs
285: Hang a sign outside that says 'All Walmart purchases are free for the day!'

[phoenixfoden]

286.start watching the dvds on a dvd player and say your "trying before you buy"

[Tiria Wildlough]

287. Get a whole bunch of people to dance 'Gangnam Style'.
288. Put LOLkitteh posters up in front of the posters with ads on them.

[Buckler The Leg Buckler]

289. Dress up as Martin the Warrior and kill people with swords.

[Rainshadow]

  290.  Take the CDs out of their cases and take a knife to them, scratching them up.

[Tiria Wildlough]

291. Play dubstep music REALLY LOUD!!

[phoenixfoden]

292.find the art and crafts section and spill all the beads over the ground so people slip up.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

293: Like 292, except you use marbles and bouncy balls
294: Scribble on the price tags, making them illegible
295: Scream on the intercom

[phoenixfoden]

296.when someboby is about to pick somthing of the shelves scream nooooooooooo! And tackel them to the ground

[Tiria Wildlough]

297. When you see someone pick something off the shelf, say 'Do you mind?' very loudly.