1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Leatho Shellhound]

391: Have you and lots of friends dress up as rats, ferrets, stoats, weasels, foxes, wildcats and "attack" the store, chaining up the peolpe to worck as slaves, looting and eating. (If you do it say I told you not to)

[Rusvul]

392: throw a fake stick of lit dynamite at random people, yelling "catch!"

[WarriorOfMossflower]

393: Act like Cluny the Scourge. 'Nuff said.

[Rusvul]

394: run around the store and hug everyone, including all the employees and find the manager and hug him/her

[WarriorOfMossflower]

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395: Run around and bonk people on the heads with a toy club
396: Ride a skateboard down the aisles
397: Trip people and stand there whistling nonchalantly

[Rusvul]

398: run around and bonk people on the head with a real club.
399: ride a VW bus down the aisles.
400: trip people and laugh in their faces.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

401: Force people to try on mismatching outfits
402: Try and fail to fly off a shelf, and land on some random person to break your fall
403: Climb into the basket part of the shopping cart and order a friend to zoom you around the store

[Kitsune]

404. Take everything out of someone's cart and throw it at them
405. Make a mess with spaghetti sauce and blame it on someone else
406. Take that spaghetti sauce and smear it on random people
407. After doing 406, push them down, point at them and yell "BLODDY MURDER!"

[Tam and Martin]

408:Drive around the electric scooters and bump into people

[Mattio]

409. jump around on a pogo stick getting really close to people and "accidently" jumping on their toes

[Skyblade]

410. If they have a McDonald's, walk up to the cashier and say "Is this the Krusty Krab?"

[Tiria Wildlough]

411. Put your hands up like claws, stalk people and go 'BERLUD. BERLUD. BERLUD.'

[Skyblade]

412. Walk in 10 seconds after being kicked out.

[phoenixfoden]

1.get 5 to 10 people
2.dress them in wolf fursuits
3.run around as a pack and howl as you eat all the stores candy!!!!!!

[Martin the warrior]

 Sorry if someone already put this but, 113 scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! to everyone who walks in
115 Steal someone baby squirt muster over it's head and say " I choose you peekuchu", then throw it across the store shouting Peekuchoo
116 grab peanut butter and jelly and start singing its peanut butter jelly time.