1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[winifred]

Sorry if someone already put this but, 113 scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! to everyone who walks in

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
117:
Stand behind one of the checkouts and act as an employee trying to pay for their items and when it doesn't work tell them this problem has been going on for weeks and that you really wish that the manager would fix the equipment!

[Martin the warrior]

118 tell people to pray 500 rosary's for not buying cheese ma ha ma ha ( failed attempt at evil laugh)

[winifred]

OOWC: (btw, OOWC is out of walmart chracter )
Let's try to get this to 1,000 guys!

119:
Go to the department where they sell dishes etc. Set up a feast on a diplay with food from the food area and invite passing customers.....
120:
Go around with friends asking people to join your choir, then start singing through the whole store.
121:
Open the board games and have a game day in the isles with kids!!!

[Romsca]

Martin the Warrior bumped it down to the 100's...we're in the 400's, people!

422. Act like you own everything in the store (the food, the clothes, etc.) and use all of it like it's yours

[Ungatt Trunn]

423. Open all of there DVD's and wach them on there HDTV's.

[Martin the warrior]

424 go to where they sell the computers and turn on really loud annoying music
425 get some friends and run around the store dressed like cave men stealing food and matches and saying " me make fire "

[WarriorOfMossflower]

426. Have an epic dance battle/party on the furniture.
427. Cosplay. 'Nuff said.
428. Do an evil laugh on the intercom and see how long you can hold it.

[Martin the warrior]

479 say I am your father to random people

[WarriorOfMossflower]

(OOWC: I think you meant 429.)

430: Pull the fire alarm.

[Martin the warrior]

You know I think I did
431 after pulling the fire alarm get the fire extinguishers and spray it on random people screaming fire, fire, pants on fire

[WarriorOfMossflower]

432: Chuck toy pokeballs at everybody who passes and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

[Leatho Shellhound]

432: Light the store on fire.

[psybox]

433: shoplift*

^*don't

[Leatho Shellhound]

433: shoplift*

^*don't

What is that?

[psybox]

shoplifting basically means stealing from shops.