1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Norham Waterpaw]

665: Go around taking candid photos of everybody in the store.
666: Start yelling "Fire!" and open one of those emergency-exit doors that set off an alarm when you open them.

Uheheh, I accidentally set off one of those doors while on Vacation. The manager had to shut off the alarm.

[Ferrousferret]

674: Dress in camo & hide in the shelves in the garden section

675: Dress like a hobo, then run around, jumping into random people's arms & adamantly demand that you are a child of theirs that they left at Walmart years ago.

[Ungatt Trunn]

676. Bring some friends, get some airsoft guns and start an airsoft war in the store.

[Skipper]

677: Gallon smashing

[Norham Waterpaw]

677: Gallon smashing

Yeeees!

678: go to the garden section, and pretend to be a dryad.

[doogy plum]

Anybody crazy enough to do all of these things has serious mental problems.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

680: YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE THIS AT ALL OF THE CLERKS!!!!

[Wylder Treejumper]

681: Pretend like you are a spy and run around the store humming "Mission Impossible"
682: Curl up in the fetal position and start yelling for your mom
683: Pick your nose in the store security cameras

[Russa Nodrey]

684: Run around yelling eulalia and smashing stuff.

[Ferrousferret]

685: Go around obviously setting up hidden cameras & hacking surveillance systems. Then, whenever anybody walks by, mutter & snigger to yourself about how Kmart will prevail.

686: Put Chia-pet seeds in a bottle & pretend to be offering free samples of new hair care products.

[Vilu Daskar]

696. Run around with torches burning peoples hair

[redwallbro]

697. Push down the shelves and yell EXTREME DOMINOES!!!!!!

[Russa Nodrey]

698. Go around chloroforming random people.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

699: Ztart tryin' tae 'elp ozerz az a phzychologizt.
700: Explain tae ozer cuztomerz zat ye're an undercover employee an' ye need tae check zeir purchazez for ztolen oitemz.
701: Grab zeveral rollz o' paper-tovelz an' ztartz chuckin' zem at everybeazt.

[ZaranTheBlack]

I'm hoping you guys don't actually do this stuff......?